oh fat ass, oh fat ass I will not surrender to you...oh fat ass, oh fat ass....I'm going to beat the shit out of you!
you are a friend of my enemies...I will not fall for your beauty anymore....
Peace
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here's a sure-fire way to get off the sauce: go to the Nadas & drink a lot of whiskey, then go to the after-party & drink a lot more, then get a ride home from your buddies wife & almost puke on your girlfriend in bed & miss the race the next a.m. trust me, works every time
I like my way better....every time I think I want a beer or someone offers me one I simply weight the mother fucking options....beer buzz with newbie's kicking my ass...or FUCK NO...I'M THE MOTHER FUCKER GOING TO BE GIVING THE ASS KICKINGS! That 3 mile run I just did kicked my ass...was going to do 5 but bailed with my knee aching a little bit. Riding here in a little bit:)
Peace
Come on over to the enlightened side. I tried to celebrate my December hundy and the new year with a bud light, it actually tasted too strong (compare to the Busch NA I've been on). Made my decision for me right there, NA will be strong enough for another year.
Come up to WI and race at Blue Mound next summer and I'll have a HUGE cooler of free beer......
.....sorry, guess I'm not helping!
Good luck on the quest man. I'll be there to collect any ass kickings you want to hand out. I know I'm working hard on cutting out any drinks during the week and just limiting it to a couple here and there on the weekends.
Okay I will help all of you. I will come to all your rides and you can ride faster than me (I'll let you win on road rides) and I will drink all your beers I know it's a dirty job but I'll take one for the team (or 12 or 18) So I'll drink one for the fallen...
PS. If you need someone to run with I don't live very far from you and I am slow.
wow, and i thought biking was supposed to be fun? what's up squirrel, are you trying to pay the bills by riding a bike or something? why don't you skip a meal or two so you can drink a beer?
Beer is making me lazy...not quiting...just want to start winning:) After a win you damn right I'll have a beer or two!
Peace
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