" Oh yeah don't want you to forget that this weekend SUNDAY MAY 21st, The Minneapolis Mafia and BrawSovCor will be hosting a SWAP MEET AND RALLY. If you want to sell stuff it will be $10 for a space, $5 to sell your bicycle in the corral. Swap starts around 11am. $2 entry fee or a 6-pak of canned beer. You can start the rally whenever you want. Relay Gran Prix at 3pm, get your team and bike together pronto. 2 bands at 4pm (go)".
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"Big money-laundering scheme and orgy this Sunday down in the alley behind why don't you blow me One on One Bike Studio, beer and live buttrock bands Foghat and BTO and Blue Oyster Cult and bike swap meet and derbies and hot trucker hat-wearin' drunk bike chicks and cool mullet and buttcrack-sportin' crackhead bike dudes and more I'm gonna kick your ass bikes than you can handle."
Damn if this don't sound like a fuckin rocking bike rodeo of a hot damn good time, now who wants to carpool up dar so I can meet some fuckin real bikers that pedal, cause we all know I'm just a wannabe posser:)
Peace
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